-- "To your friends, you're like a trash bag; they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out."
--"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings"
-- "Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
-- "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
--"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!"
--"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
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